NOT sick

Another mom at Ava's preschool was chatting with me as we waited to pick up our kids. She told me that Ava had walked into the classroom that morning and announced, "I am so sick! I have a fever and a terrible cough." Great, Ava. Thanks a lot. First of all, it isn't true. She does not have a fever, and the cough isn't that terrible. But now all the moms are wondering why Ava's idiot mother has sent her child to school with some horrible contagious illness.