Dangerous

I've spent some time today pondering the most dangerous, non-deadly weapon in my home. That would be the sharp edge on the box of plastic wrap. Have you ever felt that thing? I mean, really felt it? That sucker is razor sharp. I didn't actually try this, but I am willing to bet it would slice a finger open pretty easily if one were stupid enough to run their finger across it. As I sat holding the roll of plastic wrap, my mind wandered away. I imagined an intruder suddenly coming through the door and how I would defend myself with the plastic wrap box. I think I would try to slice at his face. Maybe the neck. Actually, I should probably drop the stupid plastic wrap box and run. I'm not sure how long I sat there idly considering this fantasy. Long enough to realize I had just wasted several minutes of my life. And then I figured, what the hey- might as well waste a few more blogging about it.