Here's what I think...no one should be allowed to have small lion statues (one one either side of the walkway) in front of their house. Those little foot tall lions look silly. You may only have lions if a.) you live in a castle or other royal dwelling with at least two dozen bedrooms and several grand halls and b.) the lions are 4 feet tall or larger. Hopefully, none of my readers have tiny lion statues or I will have deeply offended them. (if so, sorry- just calling it as I see it, which is only one opinion.) And, yes, I drove by a house with tiny lions today and that is why I am thinking about this. And one more idea for a new "yard law" while I'm at it:
No wooden panels shaped and painted to appear as a woman's rear end as she is bent over gardening, (or a cow's rear end or any other animal, for that matter.)
On a completely different note...I finished the 7th Harry Potter book and LOVED it. Anyone that has not read that series needs to get on it pronto. The author is a genius. I can't wait for Ava and Nate (and Lucas, but it's harder to imagine him being anything but a baby at this point) to be old enough that I can share these books with them.