1. Why is it that once you decide in your mind that you will leave the park right after the one last thing your child is doing, they end up getting hurt doing that one last thing. You could have left 5 seconds earlier and avoided it.
2. By the time all three of my kids leave home, how many of my shirts will have been ruined because of a child bleeding all over it?
3. How long does it take a lower lip to heal when an upper tooth has been jammed into it, cutting it wide open, as a child's chin hits a bar at the playground?